The Day of My wedding

by John
(Relay)

I went to buy gifts and there was no store open.

I did not want to be late to the bridal shower.

So...

I decided to go to Wal-Mart and get a gift that would do the trick.

But...

My surprise in the whole matter was that...

I did not get what the bride had wanted all along.

I wish I had looked up her registry which everyone told me was online.

She accepted the gift but what an embarrassment.