Sweetie in Canada...

by Joni
(Clarksville TN)

I am having a playful romantic relationship with a gentleman from Canada. He is very sweet and romantic.

We chat on the phone every night.

Gifts to him have included Kisses candy, pictures of me for him,

And...

Lots and lots of emails describing dates we will go on, sharing the shower, cooking for him in an apron and nothing more...

...Cuddling on the couch in front of the fireplace on cold nights with a bottle of sparkling grape juice, candles and a guitar so he can serenade me.

He loves Roger Miller songs.

He is into massages and reading poetry to me.

When he comes to visit I will get a pattern to make him a pirate shirt, like Errol Flynn used to wear, big puffy sleeves and a neckline cut down to the waist, tight leggings, and high boots.

He will be my swashbuckling pirate and rescue the “damsel in distress”.

My daughter suggested that I borrow a pair of overalls and put them on and knock on the bedroom door and play “naughty handywoman”.