Funny Teenage Dating Tips
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It's time you added a dash of lime 'n' spice to that flat (read 'boring') dating scenario.
So, what are you waiting for?
Teenage dating can be difficult and even a little painful.
After all...
Look at that shiny, oily, pimply you - your hormones are raging. When you see a pair of tight jeans, its agony and ecstasy. Your body shifts to hyper mode, but your mind is no better than sticky goo.
Your fist date is a disaster.
Forget about a second chance, your 'ex' date will run the other way if he or she sees you again.
Can it get any worse?
Funny teenage dating tips are your best way out. Women love men who have the confidence to be funny without being mean. Don't smother her with too much attention and give in to her every whim.
Challenge her...
Let her sit up and take notice. Make her a bit unsure. Give her the gift of laughter and she is yours forever.
Here are some funny teenage dating tips for the guy who wants to go out there and floor 'em.
If you have got a license, tell her that you are taking her to a popular joint. Then, just drive round the block, or make obvious errors.
When she finally points this out, tell her something like this: "O, I thought you'd never notice. Now you know what a muddle you've got me in. So, which way should we go? Should we take the 'A' Route or the 'B' Route?"
She will be all smiles and you have come across as a cute guy who knows just the right thing to say.
The cell phone can come quite handy when it comes to trying out some funny teenage dating tips.
Call up your date and start a casual conversation. While on the phone, go to her front door and ring the bell. When she opens the door, ask something hilarious like: "Hi, wanna try bungee jumping with me?"
Here's one of my favorites...
Ask her for a date. Tell her about this really swell place and how it's really cool to be there, and the wonderful food they serve, the ambience etc.
After you have just about praised it to the sky...
Ask her...
"So, when are you taking me to there? O.K, I'll wait till you ask me. Meanwhile, care to join me at the theatre?"
A comedy show is sure to make her feel that you are a fun guy to have around. And no fingering in the dark!
Take your date to a park. Then get naughty and try out every one of the silliest ride with her.
Make lots of eye contact and send her steamy looks , but keep the conversation light and funny. She will be stretched tight by the end of the day and may even tell you to call her tomorrow. There's a combination of fun and passion here that most women just cannot resist. Here's another one of my favorite funny teenage dating tips for girls.
Pack a picnic lunch and place it safely in a bush. Ask him to take you to that particular spot (the farther away the better) for the date.
Once there, talk till he gets really hungry. Act as if you too are really very hungry.
And then...
Just jump into the bushes (in as ladylike a way as possible) and fetch the picnic lunch. Finish this off with something like, "Now, how did that get here?"
The best thing about funny teenage dating tips is that they help you to establish comfort and ease. There is so much heat in you that you can literally see the steam coming out of the ears.
Next time, just keep it cool by adding a generous serving of laughter to the experience.
