Dinner and Flowers

by El
(Killeen, TX)

Most of my life has been spent admiring women.

God was generous beyond belief when he gave us woman.

Most of my friends have been females but unfortunately they were more interested in being friends than romantically involved with me.

I treated them with respect and listened to all of their problems.

I was even called the United Nations in high school because women FLOCKED to me from all races.

They never knew how I fantasized about a deeper relationship than just friendship.

Nonetheless, I would always surprise my friends with a night of appreciation.

I loved to cook so I would prepare a huge meal.

They would sit down to dinner, even those who didn’t particularly care for one another, and I would serve them a steak and seafood dinner and my should be world famous carrot cake.

After dinner we would watch a DVD and I would send them home in a limo after giving them a large bouquet of Red Roses.

I did this once a year from 9th to 12th grade and with some of them after graduation.

Even today I treat my wife to dinner and a rose petal jacuzzi.

No matter how much time I spent cooking, setting the table, planning the event, what I usually got from them that Monday morning at school was how beautiful the flowers were.

Personally I hate the way flowers smell but the ladies APPRECIATED them and now my wife does too.

Incidentally, the girl I wanted most to like me in high school, married me six years later.